Across The Menuniverse: Infinite Maturity

• The best part about Valentine’s Day? Obviously, it’s the candy. [MP: Boston]

• You’re never ever too old for a “your mom” joke. [MP: Chicago]

• Philly restaurateur Stephen Starr gives out burns like an arsonist. [MP: Philadelphia]

• Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! My burger is better than yours! [MP: San Francisco]

• Oh, just give us some pudding already. [MP: South Florida]

Across The Menuniverse: Infinite Maturity