• Adam Erace reviews The Witch in Pennsport, and finds it incredibly inconsistent. When it's great, it's great, and when it's bad, well — "Monkey’s Delight, proved no better, the name being the least of its problems. It looked like it went off-roading in a hot fudge swamp and then skiing through a powdered sugar blizzard." Sure doesn't sound enchanting.
• Elsewhere in the paper, Field Guide covers pho throughout the city. Categories include "If You Don’t Want to Mess With Success" (that would be Pho Cali) and "If You Have Chilly Bones" (best bet is Pho Ha).
• Have you heard of the beer poseur? Apparently, he's the dude at the bar drinking Blue Moon, misguidedly thinking that it is a great beer. PW takes a stab at schooling this lost soul, suggesting four better Belgian-style beers.
