• The Inquirer has finally aggregated its own cheesesteak and hoagie archives.
• From Theodore Roosevelt's teetotaling to last week's beer summit, alcohol has long been a politically charged topic for presidents. [WSJ]
• A Long Island Mister Softee vendor was arrested for allegedly selling cocaine alongside his soft serve. [NYP]
• An Australian family is suing Kentucky Fried Chicken, charging that a contaminated meal caused brain damage in their daughter. [Times]
• Los Angeles is suffering from a rare fruit fly infestation. [NYP]
