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Anthony Bourdain Is Now Foiling Secret Service Keg Parties

Shoulda wiped that SIM card.
Shoulda wiped that SIM card. Photo: Courtesy Ecco

In case you missed the State Department’s daily briefing on Monday, spokesperson Victoria Nuland was asked about Anthony Bourdain’s weekend tweet that suggested the Secret Service personnel who’d rented the phones previously forgot to delete text messages pertaining to their keg parties. Secret Service agents are only allowed to have keg parties under direct orders from the president. “Anything that you’re aware of on that front?” Nuland was asked. “No,” the spokesperson said. “But we will have our Embassy follow up on that one for sure.” Bourdain is traveling throughout Southeast Asia filming his new show, which presumably means it’s safe for all government agent who aren’t stationed there to proceed with their regularly scheduled illicit weekend plans. [State via Daily Caller, Earlier]

Anthony Bourdain Is Now Foiling Secret Service Keg Parties